Musings From Lot # 47 Edition 5

I am sitting here trying staring at my screen with a hub score of ninety-five, waiting for the drop to ninety-four or ninety-three. Momma is passed out for the afternoon or like she says, "It is my nap time", so I have some quiet time for a bit. I always know when it is time for her nap way before she tells me because she comes from the shower in her night tube top and no teeth, scratching where only a man scratches. She is really a sight that creates sore eyes. I have seen pictures of her before her boobs dropped below her belly button. Momma was a pretty woman, if you like them toothless. Now, when she is picking the lint from her belly button she has to move a boob out of the way depending on which way she is leaning. Momma has once again swore off smoking but refuses to give up cigarettes. It won’t be long until she is breaking out the bong and giving her supplier a call. Believe it or not his name is John as well. She pays for her smokes in an exchange she calls “Kitty cat for weed”? I have never heard of such a thing and I for one have never seen a single cat. According to her she has plenty to spread around.

More about the woman from lot # 32. She is much like my momma, except she has most of her teeth and is a bit on the heavier side. When she steps into one of the mobile homes it tips precariously on its cinder blocks. She does have a sexy way of talking a guy into her arms, especially with them dirty words that I can't print here. One time she told me she was going to let me give here a "Dirty Sanchez", but I didn't feel right about that, after all the Mexican in #07 isn't dirty at all and he should decide who he beds down with on his own! I have asked her her name on several occasions, but she always tells me that I can call her whatever I want for a price. Seems a shame that her parents never cared enough to give her a right name.

Gerty, as I call her, has many male callers, much like my momma. Ironically all of her male friends have the same name 'cept their names are "Mark". It is all so confusing to me though. One day Mark was over with my momma. After momma unlocked the doors to let me back in the house she thanked "John", previously known as “Mark”. Anyway, back to Gerty. Gerty has a really nice home with four Pit Bulls, a parrot and a night crawler farm. Her sign out front of her home reads, "Gerty's Fish Bait and Services". She even makes deliveries, but what the hell does anyone need with worms delivered this time of year??? She is one heck of an sales woman!

Remember when I said I got an infection from her? Well I have to admit that I was where I shouldn't have been. The mood was right, the music was right, she was in curlers and the price was right! Four dollars for two dozen worms, then as a bonus she let me touch one of her bewbies! Unfortunately for me I didn't wash my hand after that sexual encounter and, well, the rest is history! I will never touch another bewbie without putting on a condom first!

© 2008 Richard L. Thorp Jr.